hothotphone:

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A frazzled 28 year old woman in a stained college T-shirt sitting alone in a garden-level apartment she shares with her Chihuahua. She orders Domino’s online at 9:00 on a Saturday night. She sits through the entirety of the online Domino’s Pizza Tracker to see exactly when her…

I love this :)

javertfan:

What the turd?

*Note: I don’t own these gifs

sailaroundtheworld:


Barney: You losing your mind being alone in your apartment?Lily: I’m getting weird!!See, it started off with me throwing Marshall’s jersey on my body pillow. And well, things kinda spiraled. I’m sorry I yelled like that before.
I  call him Marshpillow and he calls me….nothing because he’s a pillow.



Lily: We both knew this would end eventually

How I Met Your Mother 6x16, “Desperation Day”

sailaroundtheworld:

Barney: You losing your mind being alone in your apartment?
Lily: I’m getting weird!!

See, it started off with me throwing Marshall’s jersey on my body pillow. And well, things kinda spiraled.

I’m sorry I yelled like that before.

I  call him Marshpillow and he calls me….nothing because he’s a pillow.

Lily: We both knew this would end eventually

How I Met Your Mother 6x16, “Desperation Day”

And I worry

its-sid-here:

And I worry
I text in a desperate calm
Ring your phone to hear your voice
Email to picture your fingers type back words of reassurance

Nothing

Nill

Silence

Something isn’t sitting fine
Images race
Its only a brief step home

Im panicking

Im not there with you

I cant, wont forgive myself if

But you must be ok
But you always let me know

A prayer

Any sign will do

Please God

Anything

And I worry
But I have no right to

By Sid Widdop

Insects

its-sid-here:

Spindly legs crawl and shove over swarming bodies
Jaws bite and nip at clashing ideals, all heading towards a ripened nectar
Creatures of intelligence stare at the chaos of the sight
Some observe in quiet contemplation
Some goad and mock the simple minds on and on
Others engage in an orgy of furious lust, beating off at the circus
All agree however,  they shall never succumb to the same mindless drive as the insects
As higher judgement observes them from his ivory tower.

theelectrictoastencounter:

Kids these days who have never heard of The Young Ones.

theelectrictoastencounter:

Kids these days who have never heard of The Young Ones.

(Source: chuskopan, via ruinedchildhood)

rubbady-pubbady:

That mop has fabulous hair

(Source: twitter.com, via thefraid)

A shuffle poem

• I can’t seem to face up to the facts (Talking Heads - psycho killer)
• Came to the world when it was in need of a villain (Eminem - asshole)
• Can’t put my finger on it (Lana Del Rey • Try Tonight)
• I remember how you radiate (American HiFi - Acetate)
• Honey, I love you too much (Elvis - Too much)
• No one told me there’d be days like these (American HiFi - separation anxiety)
• It’s funny been inside out (No use for a name - on the outside)
• Sittin’ on my own (Oasis - Talk Tonight)
• Thermal count is rising in perpetual writing (Megadeth - Dawn Patrol)
• Oh love, oh love (Green Day - Oh Love)